She has the meats

Two more days!

I moved out of my parent's house for the first time when I started university. When I arrived at the dorms, I made sure to clean every square inch of that filthy apartment since I had no idea how the previous tenants—a group of teenage boys—had managed to live in such a filthy space. When my roommates arrived, I introduced myself and apologized ahead of time since I'm not much of a chef and won't be able to help with the cooking. The story below involves a woman who aspires to get better in the…

Eat fresh (memes)

Is the food ready yet?

Order up!

So delicious

Ba da ba ba ba

Something for everybody

Bon Appetit?

A bottomless pit

Yummy

Yummy

No cooking required!

Shady behavior

I often find myself wondering, “how many precious moments of my short life have I spent scrolling through my phone on the toilet? How many hours have I wasted pushing digested food and drink out of my body?