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It doesn't take a dad to tell a good dad joke. Sure, any given father has a base selection of pun-laden dad jokes to employ as needed, but cheesy wordplay is for everyone! Even if it's groanworthy, who doesn't like a dad joke ? My father was chock full of weirdly complex dad jokes. Sure, I understood them as I grew up and gained a better understanding of language, but my six-year-old self had trouble comprehending a lot of the puns . At the time, it just seemed like my dad would just say outlan…

SpongeBob SquarePants has run for over 20 years. You'd have to live under a rock to not understand the cultural gravitas of this iconic marine life series. That was a pun that referred to Patrick's living situation, but who in this world isn't hip to SpongeBob ? The show spans generations. People who grew up watching it could very well be raising children that are currently watching it. It's a phenomenon for a very good reason. While it's easy to disagree on the quality of later releases, the i…

It's that time of year again, folks. The snow has finally melted, the sun is shining, and the migratory birds are back in town. I can finally enjoy the rare pleasure of birdwatching and lounging in my backyard, while ignoring the surrounding evidence of my neighbor's epic parties. Even with the cans and bottles that dapple our patio tables, my slice of urban paradise is primo ground for enjoying the birds that have been flitting around the neighborhood. Just sitting on my steps for a few minute…

If you've spent any time looking at memes over the last decade, chances are you've come across a starter pack meme. According to the experts at Know Your Mem e, starter pack memes are “a series of multi-panel photo sets meant to illustrate the archetype of a celebrity, company or subculture through a recommended selection of fashion articles, multimedia and other consumer products.” Basically, they're memes that riff on a person, place, thing, or behavior, and they often do it in a pretty savag…

Greetings, Internet friends. We're back with another batch of memes, a perfect way to celebrate the art of procrastination! As usual, the memes we're serving up come in all shapes, sizes, and ages. Some meme-heads may say that fresh memes are better, but we believe that just like fine wine and cheese, memes only get better with age. If you're looking to reminisce about the good old days when memes were simpler, or would rather catch up on the latest meme trends, we've got you covered. Especiall…

Happy Saturday, meme enthusiasts and time wasters. We've put together another collection of meme-tastic delights, curated to kickstart your weekend with a hearty dose of humor, whimsy, and some light absurdity. This diverse selection of memes is ready to tickle your funny bone and take you on a rollercoaster ride from the basic and relatable to the downright surreal. There are memes that lament our penchant for spending money on fleeting joys like food, and memes that touch on the insanity of s…

Listen. We spend a lot of time on the Internet, and especially on Twitter. Every day at least a few hours are spent scrolling through the godforsaken “Bird App,” often wishing for the sweet release of death or a winning lottery ticket. Even though we do see some gems on a daily basis - and share them with you at least once a week - most of the posts we encounter are decidedly mediocre, offensive, or straight-up bad. That said, there are certain tweets, memes, and posts, that have stuck with us…

Greetings, fellow denizens of the online realm! Are you tired of aimlessly scrolling through your social media feeds, only to come across trite and uninteresting content? Fear not, for I have taken it upon myself to curate a compilation of the wittiest, most amusing, and relatable tweets that the internet has to offer. As someone who spends an exorbitant amount of time perusing the vast expanse of the world wide web, I have spent a lot of time trawling Twitter to unearth the most entertaining a…

Damn, y'all. The birds are chirping! The sun is shining! Somehow, in the distance, we can hear a whisper of hope: A whisper of happiness to come. While Spring might have started springing , there's just one problem: It's still Monday, we're still stuck inside, and boy, do we hate our jobs. These metaphorical shackles do their best to keep us cooped up on beautiful days, destroy our morale, and, of course, make us cranky AF. But we gotta pay the bills, so we're clocked in and coffee'd up. To pro…

Hello, hello. It's that time of the week again, and you know what that means: it's hump day! Wednesdays tend to be a tough day to get through - you're already tired from the exhausting first half of the week, but there's still a lot to do before the weekend's respite. If you're feeling a bit down in the dumps, don't worry - we've got just the thing to cheer you up. These random memes are here to provide you with a much-needed break from the daily grind. We've carefully crawled over the internet…