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TikToker @shangerdanger posts wholesome videos of himself and his partner diving in the ocean cleaning up, looking at shells, or just hanging out with cute little sea creatures. Recently, however, the TikTok creator heard somewhere that if you cracked an egg at the bottom of the ocean “something crazy happens.” The video shoes him cracking the egg and it floats around with him and then at the end, he gets trolled by a little fish. @shangerdanger My egge friend ❤️🥚 ♬ original sound - CEO of the…

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Cannae do better than the Scots when it comes to funny banter

Right over their heads

C'mon guys

Why does relaxing, lounging, and just getting some much-needed R&R make us feel kind of, well, guilty? The people who assign our responsibilities and command society are always whispering in our ears and telling us that everyone should be super busy - whether the business is due to employment, partying, or even just milling about feeling important. Despite what they may tell you, or want you to believe, we all deserve to spend our free time the way we want to. If you desire to eating junk food…

They're unforgivable

A little of everything.

Twitter's a comedy goldmine

Pretty damn accurate.

Twitter can be a pretty exciting gossip-machine full of complicated beef and endless threads of strangers trying to prove each other wrong. As titillating as the realtime Twitter drama often is, sometimes it's nice to remember the website's humble beginnings, where people went to offer innocuous bitesized shower thoughts to the internet. We've collected some of our favorite recent Tweets that feel like those good ol' Twitter days of dumb jokes and funny observations.

What an epic way to go out

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