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It seems that Steak-Umm woke up today and chose violence. And while it isn't the first time (their Twitter is pretty legendary), this mini-vendetta against Neil Degrasse-Tyson has been too funny to ignore. On Sunday, Degrasse-Tyson tweeted that "The good thing about Science is that it's true, whether or not you believe in it." The sentiment, which is actually pretty dull, caught the attention of Steak-Umm's social media manager, Nathan Allenbach - who turned the platitude into an opportunity to ruffle some internet feathers. While at first Steak-Umm simply replied "log off bro," they later contextualized their stance, explaining that "science itself isn't "true" it's a constantly refining process used to uncover truths based in material reality and that process is still full of misteaks. neil just posts ridiculous sound bites like this for clout and he has no respect for epistemology." 

Where the initial sass-filled tweets are fiery and entertaining, the responses are taking things up a notch. It seems that Twitter users are eager to one-up each other with beef-related puns, desperate for Senpai (Steak-Umm) to notice them. And guess what? Many of them succeeded. While some people have jokingly suggested that the account take on Stephen Hawking (RIP), we really would love to see them go after some more public figures. While we never expected to support a brand's social account, let alone one that shills processed meat, we've really been enjoying Steak-Umm's social media development and can't wait to what kind of mischief they cause in the coming months. 

Hello, internet friends. We're back with another big batch of the best clever tweets from the past couple weeks. It's hard to keep up with Twitter sometimes, especially when you've got things to do and places to be. Who the hell has time to scroll through Twitter all day to sift through all the BS for the good stuff? Well, we do! Lucky for you, we've collected the funny Twitter gems so that you don't have to waste any time on the dreaded bird app. You're welcome. 

Not everyone is all about April Fools shenanigans, and many on Twitter are getting their yucks in now before they get yucked tomorrow. Remember when we were kids and April Fools was about giving your friends cookies made with salt instead of sugar? Boy, the looks on their faces. On the internet, April Fools 'pranks' are really just people lying to each other and the occasional fake announcement made by a popular brand. What will April 1st bring this year? We'll have to wait to find out, but until then, Twitter is cracking sarcastic jokes in anticipation of all the deceit and trickery. 

Twitter can often feel like a crowded room full of morons shouting random bad takes and stealing each other's jokes, but beautiful things can happen when random strangers on the internet put aside their differences for the sake of comedy. One legendary example of Twitter being good was that one time in 2017 when @sadgirlkms tweeted 'isn't rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff,' which unintentionally prompted an epic thread of replies dedicated to keeping up a good joke. We've put the best replies from the thread together as a reminder that the internet can be hilarious sometimes.

It's been a pretty exciting day for Twitter—epic royal family drama, ironic misogyny from Burger King, Jack Dorsey selling his first tweet ever for millions of dollars...but this doesn't mean everyone has to care about the latest Twitter tea. Sometimes it's more fun to just dip into the funny and innocuous Twitter tidbits. We've got a variety of entertaining recent tweets for anyone who just wants to laugh and could care less about what's trending.

Everyone's favorite crowdsourced web encyclopedia has been reimagined by the clever minds behind @tldrwikipedia, who took the familiar aesthetic of Wikipedia and turned it into a brilliant meme format for joke-telling. The memes come across as if someone really lazy, sardonic, and maybe a little drunk had written all the entires for Wikipedia. We've collected some of our favorite memes from the @tldrwikipedia account, but be sure to check out their Twitter if you'd like to see more.

If you're looking to have a leisurely scroll session full of spicy memes, you've come to the right place because we've got a pretty good collection of content just for the occasion. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the memes. 

Hey look, we all experience brain farts from time to time, so we can't be too judgmental of the following people who unfortunately happened to have their snafus captured for snarky Reddit audiences to prey on.

Pretty much everyone loves a good joke. And the internet is chock full of 'em. Netizens frequently use memes and comments to exercise their wit and sarcasm. But sometimes people will take these jokes too literally, or just don't get them at all. When they feel the need to express this in a public comment, their stupidity is often funnier than the gag itself. The subreddit r/woooosh is a place for people to share these unintentionally hilarious moments. It's a page that we could scroll for hours. To save you from that time-consuming procrastination hole, we've put together some of their latest and greatest posts. If you need more, you can dive right into our other lists here and here.

The internet isn't a kind place to simple people. There's so much tone and nuance involved with posting online. Which means there's ample opportunity for weak-minded brainlets to completely miss the cunning wit of trolls and jokesters. Reddits r/woosh boasts an impressive archive of these instances of woeful stupidity, allowing big brained individuals to laugh at the misfortunes of the inferior. We've put together some of their more recent offerings of schadenfreude, but be sure to smash the subscribe button to stay up to date with the constant influx of dumbness. 

Do you have a sense of humor? Perfect, because that's literally all you will need to proceed with scrolling through this huge batch of hilariously ridiculous memes. Even if you have a very idiosyncratic taste in jokes, we're willing to bet there's something in here for everyone. All you have to do is love to laugh. 

Twitter is like a consistently productive and super reliable joke factory. A lot of the time it churns out some real crap that we all try to avoid, but generally you can find some hilarious jokes, hot takes, and amusing shower thoughts at any point while scrolling the bird app. There are over 300 million people on Twitter, so the constant flow of content is pretty daunting, but that's why we curate some of the funniest and freshest tweets for your scrolling pleasure. 

It feels like everyone and their mom has gotten into coding lately, and we can't blame them. Today's digital-facing economy makes programming an incredibly logical (and lucrative) career path. While some of these memes might mean nothing to the average internet browser, we're willing to bet they are scary relatable to most programmers, whether they're seasoned masters of the code or just learning the ropes. 

With everything that's going on in the world, some people think that this is a good time to take a social media break or "unplug." Not us. We know that during times like this, sometimes internet humor is the only thing we can count on. And if you're in that boat, these memes and tweets will keep you busy for a few fun-filled minutes. If you crave more? We've got you covered.

No one is impervious to the nuances of subtle sarcasm and wit. We've all had our woosh moments where we take something too literally and totally miss the joke. But some people really need to brush up on their meme humor, because there's no reason why anyone should ever take a stupid meme seriously. Thanks to r/woooosh, we've got a great selection of hilarious instances where someone tried to correct obvious satire in the comments, or missed a punchline entirely. Screenshots like these make us think twice about smashing that reply button.