It's true that you can pretty much fry literally anything. But that doesn't always mean you should. There are some fried foods that our deteriorating arteries balk at, and they include deep fried chocolate bars, fried butter , and now, chicken fried eggs. This might be the most American thing I've seen pic.twitter.com/nt3p7SGGsI — 🌿🌱🌵 (@BrendanLLM) October 8, 2021 The video features TikToker @pepperbellypete , a burly man in an admirable outfit of a camouflage t-shirt, acid-washed overalls,…

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Only the good stuff from Twitter

Cannae do better than the Scots when it comes to funny banter

Right over their heads

Hold up...

They're unforgivable

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Twitter can be a pretty exciting gossip-machine full of complicated beef and endless threads of strangers trying to prove each other wrong. As titillating as the realtime Twitter drama often is, sometimes it's nice to remember the website's humble beginnings, where people went to offer innocuous bitesized shower thoughts to the internet. We've collected some of our favorite recent Tweets that feel like those good ol' Twitter days of dumb jokes and funny observations.

Clever gems from the bird app

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High quality stuff fresh from the bird app

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Casual sartorial silliness.

It's meme time