Johnny Depp

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Johnny, Honey, you really oughta get that vestigial monstrosity taken care of! Maybe Sweeney Todd could help you snip it off? - Matty Malaprop

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By Yatzi
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Johnny Depp (Fear and Loathing) Totally Looks Like Rango

It's mindflippy because Johnny Depp is the both the guy on the left and the lizard on the right. Put that in your illegal drug-pipe and smoke it.

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By ELIOLI
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John Mayer Totally Looks Like Johnny Depp

People kept making this comparison after John Mayer appeared at the Grammy's, but I don't see it. John Mayer looks like a hobo, while Johnny Depp looks like a SEX GOD.