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We're all about fake google search memes (they're so easy to exploit) and we're happy to announce that this one is making a comeback. Back in January, memers were giddily mocking rapper Lil Pump on Reddit. The meme in question claimed his full name is actually Lilliam Pumpernickel. If only. 

This week the format was shared on r/memeeconomy and memers are happily putting it to good use. While Soundcloud rappers are easy targets, we're especially delighted by the riffs on Kat Von D and Mark Zuckerberg. We need more. Luckily for these celebrities though, these are just entertaining alternative names to find them on Google. At least they weren't born Richard Short or B.J. Cobbledick, like some of these unlucky individuals with unfortunate names.

"What do we want?"

"Distractions!" 

"When do we want 'em?" 

"Now!"

So have even more funny tweets to keep your mind off more urgent matters and have a chuckle or two along the way.

Tumblr always knows just what to say at just the right time. Scroll down for proof. If you need to spice up a moment just a little, these funny Tumblr tidbits will do the trick. These aren't for the gormless or the slow-witted however, so if these go over your head, you know why now.

The dankness is calling your name!

And it needs you to heed the calling and help spread the word that dank memes are back as an "in" thing. Which means they will be just as quickly gone so don't get too excited, but enjoy them to the fullest while they're around. But do you know, when you think about it, depression is simply anger without enthusiasm. So get enthusiastic. Or just dive over the edge with some over the top and super edgy dank memes that will have you questioning if you've finally taken it too far. 

There, there. Let the memes patch up your soul. If you're down in the dumps, and can't seem to shake that woebegone feeling, maybe some of these memes can turn things around for you. Memes have formidable healing powers. The modern-day aspirin, memes have been known to cure late-stage cancer, ALS, and AIDS all in one go. Just a single dosage of memes a day can allow you to live decades longer. So could getting off the couch and getting your blood sugar level below wtf?

Keep your day nice and spicy today with some of these exceptionally dank memes, and give yourself a guarantee it won't one like the day before it.

Donald Trump's former personal attorney Michael Cohen made headlines on Tuesday after he pleaded guilty to eight criminal charges, including violations of campaign finance rules, and the paying off of two women (including Stormy Daniels) with whom Trump had affairs. The latter took place under the direction of Trump himself, according to Cohen's lawyer, Lanny Davis.

Cohen could serve up to five years in prison under his plea agreement. 

While we wait to see what happens in the end, here are some satirical memes we've picked out for your viewing pleasure!

Need to peruse the best wares of Donald Trump memes, these tremendous examples should be just what you're looking for.

Strap yourself in for some clever thoughts using a limited number of characters. It's time to let your brain check out for a bit, and let the more primitive side dominate. But instead of rubbing sticks together or carrying off a potential mate to a cave, just check out these funny tweets that will definitely resonate with you.

They always say a meme a day keeps the doctor a way, and if they don't, they should start. Take a chill pill before you succumb to the work week and check out these funny memes to fill you full of hope and self-hate.

Nothing says the weekend like being able to say screw it and endlessly scroll through meme sites while binge-watching Narcos for the umpteenth time. If you're looking to liven it up a little bit, check out these hilarious memes to feel better about yourself.

Happy Hump Day!! 

Did you know? 

I own the world's worst thesaurus. 

Not only is it awful, it's awful.

PSA: Wednesday Memes = Hump Day Memes - That is all.

You've made it through half the work week. These memes were designed with the Humpday in mind to specifically physically push you over it. Relish the accomplishment and keep yourself going today with some more Wednesday memes or even funnier Hump-Day-Memes. That's right, forget the feels you got once from a great meme. These memes will knock you into the weekend whether you want them to, or not. So embrace the burst of energy propelling you forward with all the Wednesday memes you can handle.

But if you want to get a little relief as you turn towards the weekend, and aren't ready to bum-rush it. enjoy these Humpday Pics that are a surefire way to shake off any residual bad juju from the beginning of the week. So sit back, relax, and 

Happy Humpday, everybody. Scroll down to peruse our delightful array of memery we have collected for your entertainment and laughter.

Humpday is Almost Over - Time to Make the Most of it

The day is almost over, you are wrapping up at work in anticipation of the weekend that is that much closer, but before you release your howl of triumph for arriving at this auspicious day, take a moment to squeeze every last bit of good vibes you can out of Wednesday.

And if you REALLY need a pick-me-up, then check out some fresh Wednesday Memes or some hot Wednesday memes or hilarious humpday memes and see if these might "do it for you".

But if you are in the mood for something more crude, head over here for some more savage memes and pics to satisfy your endless thirst.

There's really no place like Walmart, so of course we had to put together memes! Walmart is a place of gathering, a place of peace and family and something that is just so American about ridiculous portions and everything being available in one little tight capitalist box. From cheap ass gifts for friends you don't care about, to cheap ass gifts for your family you don't care about, Walmart provides it all. 

But something Walmart brings out in society that it could lose are the redneck fashion showthat seems to be a daily occurence. Someone has to show up in an outfit so heinous Elton John would blush. 

Need some darkness, but your local meme lord isn't cutting it. Say no more! Do we have the solution for you.

Twitter is a hive of scum and villainy, including our favorite two-faced chubby orange monster, Ernie and his friend Bert. It is also the quickest way to shake off the dread of the coming week and laugh in the face of danger and all those mistakes you made at the bar last night. If you're looking or some solid Sunday memes, look no further.

Sunday Memes

Trying to keep your inexplicable good mood on this most auspicious of days? Check out some more sanguine snaps here. And if all you want are just some normal, regular, Sunday memes, then there you go. Or perhaps just some funny tweets? Whatever it takes. Sometimes simpler is better.

If you've had a rough week (and let's face it, we all have), then let these memes cheer you up with the fact that it's the weekend and you don't have to be at your horrible job again until Monday! 

Release your inner rodent and hoard this next set of memes made especially for you for after work, so clearly NSFW is an understatement (or is it?). Take this weekend to revel and relax, soak up the sun, or the alcohol, or both, whatever fits your fancy. Or go full blown doomsday prepper with your work memes and browse through some of the best memes around for work day survival. But if none of that is enough, and you really need to feel like someone understands your pain, then these work memes that detail the struggles of the work week that "we just can't" with, and will definitely make you feel better about how much your job sucks.

Getting through the work week is tough, so let these memes help you relax a bit.

And what better way to get that going than some memes made just to break through that stress and have you daydreaming of the weekend in no time.

Wednesday Memes Perfect for the Work Week

Feel like your Wednesday is lacking some oomph? Look no further. Check out some Spicy Wednesday memes to get yourself going or these  savage af Wednesday memes to propel yourself towards the bliss of Friday. 

Looking to go a little bit NSFW at work, but don't have a subscription? Need a little boost to get yourself over the hump? Well we're happy to oblige with some racy memes just for you, because nothing says adult responsibility like browsing such things during work hours, right?

We all need a little positivity once in a while! It can't only be doldrums and woebegone acceptance of our lot in life. Sometimes we need a little sunshine on our effervescent morose living. But enough big words for sadness, now is the time to gather your strength and prepare for the week to come, but also to lay back and enjoy the fruits of your labor, and lay around in your underwear and do whatever the f**k you want to. 

Here are even more good-vibes memes to guarantee you have a great weekend. Or check out these celebratory birthday memes to give yourself a laugh at others expense. 

This Battle Royale-style game has been accused of ruining relationships and worsening insomnia and frankly, we are not about to argue otherwise. We're just here to deliver what you need: the memes. And yes, you can enjoy them even while hiding behind a bush.Not since the days of World of Warcraft and Everquest have there been so many people glued to computer / console screens eager to play in the next round, or spend real world money on virtual trinkets that have absolutely no value. But to each their own. Get your Abba Zabba bars out and your pipes cleaned, because we have some fantastic 420 memes all ready for your entertainment.