Good things come in large packages. If you think otherwise, you're a fool. When you're opening presents on Christmas and you see a big box, the first thing you wonder is, “what could someone possibly have gotten me in a box that big? I'm an adult and I usually never get presents bigger in size than Starbucks gift cards.” When the

I have been obsessed with horror movies since I was a kid. I saw a screening of Evil Dead where they squirt blood at the audience when I was 12, and from then on, I was hooked. What I love most about horror movies is seeing things far grosser and scarier than you regularly encounter. Of course, I don't morally agree with the creation of a Human Centipede, but I will definitely watch it and its sequels no matter how objectively bad they are. Why? Because I want to see a Human Centipede. Call me…