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thespacemaid if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins: - dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie topsiders-tanlines this is the quality content I wanna see

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We may not be able to indulge in trick-or-treating, but at least our jack-o-lanterns will be poppin' off.

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Funny meme that reads, "It's the end of August you know what that means" above a photo of a man in a suit wearing a jack o' lantern as a head

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It's time for the PSL!

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If you're still trying to figure out how to carve your pumpkins this Halloween, let these pics give you a little bit of inspiration. Who knew doctors had such a sick and twisted sense of humor? Like, imagine walking into a hospital needing surgery and seeing this creepy sh*t. Nightmares galore.

Funny pics of medical-themed jack o-'lanters

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Funny meme that reads, "The perfect jack o' lantern doesn't exi-" above images of a pumpkin carved with Elmo with fire behind him

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Elmo rising from hellfire.

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The entire internet seems to be leaning into "Spooktober" this year, and the phenomenon is creating some freakishly relatable content. Creative marketing agency Article Group has gotten in on the fun by tweeting some blank Jack-O-Lantern templates with the following caption:

"What's a terrifying thing from your everyday life you'd write on a "painfully relatable jack-o-lantern"? Write your answer on one of these pumpkins. Winner gets a trophy!"

Their followers gleefully obliged. Their contributions are mostly work-related, but some of them are the kind of shudder-worthy experiences that leave us filled with dread. Example: being left on read for three hours. We've put together a selection of our favorites, but you can take on the whole thread right here.