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God save the Queen

Whisper's gone ironypilled.

First they came for Lola Bunny . Then they took the sexy green M&M from us. Now they're after Lego Princess Leia's cleavage??? (Disclaimer: I am making a joke. I do not sincerely have any strong opinions about the de-sexualization of brand mascots and cartoon characters.) It seems that it's difficult to tell these days which ridiculous hot takes on Twitter are earnest and which are simply making fun of the sort of dumb takes that tend to go viral. When @asjonesy99 recently posted an obviously s…

The fact that Reddit makes it impossible for its users to change their usernames is both cruel and hilarious. It's fun to think about how all the teenaged trolls in 2005 who chose crass usernames for a laugh are now thirty-somethings making heartfelt points about serious issues from accounts called “I_Like_Boobies_69” and “StinkyButthole420." There are so many examples of funny times the username didn't check out that there's a whole subreddit called r/rimjob_steve dedicated to documenting thes…

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Unlikely internet moments of wholesomeness