internet memes

Good morning! Rise and grind! Let's get these memes! Imagine waking up and immediately scrolling through a huge batch of hilarious gifts from the internet. Name a better way to start your day. Coffee? Please. Don't talk to me until I've had my memes.

Looking for some guidance in life? Stress and existential crises got you down? Try perusing this assortment of very helpful to very weird advice. Some of it is actually insightful, but most of these tidbits are just whimsical and quirky Twitter tidbits and memes. And were okay with that.

Winter is coming and we all know what that means...seasonal depression! We're gonna need all the warmth we can get, and one easy way to absorb those much needed good vibes is through wholesome images and stories about people being compassionate to others. We've got just the batch of feel-good content to warm you up inside as the days grow darker. If you're in the mood for even more wholesome goodness, we're one step ahead of you.

Ah, Sunday. The day of rest. For some people that means going to church or spending time with family. Perhaps cooking a big meal and watching a movie. For memepilled individuals such as ourselves, however, it's a day best spent scrolling through funny tidbits on the internet. If you like to do the same, you'll probably enjoy this collection of humor. Enjoy!

They say our memes won't pay the rent
Before it's earn'd our money's always spent
I guess that's so, we don't have a lot
But at least I'm sure of all the things we got

Memes, I got you memes, I got you memes.

Happy Friday, friends, followers, and embarrassed family members. It's that time of the week when we grace your feeds with a healthy assortment of freshly harvested dank memes from the hallowed halls of Reddit. It's nice to see less election memes popping up on the site, but if we're being honest, this may be our dumbest collection yet. But we never claimed that dank memes were smart. So if you feel like losing some brain cells, scroll your way down the line. We're right there with you.

2020 is truly the gift that keeps on giving. Between the election, coronavirus, and all the other fun stuff (constant pain) we're amazed we're even around to enjoy the madness. These memes and tweets really sum up the whole ordeal with accuracy and ease. Here's hoping we make it out alive.

Ever see a meme or tweet that manages to spit truth in the most roundabout way possible? Well, r/technicallythetruth is filled with funny tidbits that do just that. From punny yet accurate memes, to humorously observant tweets, this gallery gives you ample and amusing opportunities to say "Well, they've got a point."  

If you haven't been living under a rock for the past week, you're probably familiar with the Four Seasons Total Landscaping drama that occurred earlier this week in Philadelphia. On November 7th, President Trump tweeted that a press conference would be held at the Four Seasons in the Pennsylvania capital. Eight minutes later, Trump tweeted an update - that the conference would actually be taking place at Four Seasons Total Landscaping in the same city. 

The tweets led to a great deal of speculation as to whether the administration had intended to book the hotel. The speculation grew when it became clear that the location, between a sex shop and a crematorium, was probably not their first choice. After Rudy Giuliani spoke to crowds about voter fraud, and even used a convicted sex offender as a witness, the occasion was largely seen as a massive blunder. And as expected, the memes began flowing freely. We've put together some of our favorite examples from the last week, but we're willing to bet this press conference will be talked about for quite a while. Here's hoping Four Seasons Total Landscaping is enjoying the free publicity. 

The world, especially this year, is an absolute garbage fire of failure and pain. Between the election and the pandemic, we're barely surviving this hell. To make it all a bit more palatable, or at least to distract you, we've put together this healthy gallery of pleasant memes and tweets. We may not be able to pull a coronavirus vaccine out of our sleeves, but at least we can smile a bit while we wait.

It's that time of the year when seasonal depression starts to creep in like the early darkness of winter. But just when it feels like there's no escape, memes swoop in to the rescue. Memes are kind of like vitamin D from the sun—the effect is subtle, but they pump you with a little dose of joyful energy when the days feel dark. Treat yourself to some hilarious memes!

We're so glad you're here. Seriously. We have all these memes to share and they'd just go to waste if we didn't have anyone to laugh at them with. Meme consumption is a fine solitary activity, don't get me wrong, but being able to spread memes far and wide gives us true joy. We're like the Santa Claus of memes. We're practically Jesus. Ok, calm down, it was a joke. Here, have some memes.

Remember being an emo tween/teenager? Unfortunately, we do too. Listening to sad songs on repeat. Thinking we our first school relationships were "forever." Posting attention-seeking messages to social media, hoping someone notice all the pain. While the depression was often very real, there's a painfully cringey- and amusing - aspect to people who wear their hearts on their sleeve on the internet. Don't believe us? Scroll down and brace yourself for some serious discomfort.

Listen, we appreciate that our advanced technologies have allowed us to transport wine in inventive ways and charge our phones from the couch. We even appreciate the simple bathtub tray for allowing us to watch a movie or read while soaking in a hot tub. But apparently their marketing teams are pretty clueless as to what people actually do in the tub. As Twitter user @doodlyroses pointed out in this thread, not only do bath tray manufacturers believe that only women take baths, they believe that they eat gigantic charcuterie boards while relaxing - and drink enough in the tub to pass out. The photos are ridiculous, and verge on sexist, but we think they'll provide you with a good laugh. Which is rare these days.

We've got another round of spicy memes that take dry historical facts and make them dank af. Some of them might be a bit nsfw, historically inaccurate, and not the most politically correct, but hey we provide memes, not an ivy league education. That's not to say you won't learn a thing or two, so turn on that big brain of yours and get into the meme zone.

Congratulations. You've made it to what we believe is easily the worst day of the week: Tuesday. The light at the end of the tunnel (Friday, duh) seems an eternity away, and the past weekend's freedom and joy feels like a long distant memory. To take your mind off it all, we're offering these memes. Good memes. Okay memes. Dank memes. Relatable memes. You know the drill. Start scrollin'.