Happy Tuesday. Has life's endless rise and grind got you down in the dumps? Do you ever find yourselves craving something a little less permanent than the sweet release of death (sleeping your life away)? Well, we've some good news. There's something better out there than being unconscious or a very premature demise. No, it's not eating an entire pizza by yourself. We're talkin' bout memes . Completely giving oneself up to the dumb humor of image macros and funny tweets greatly rivals going to…

Ah, the dark and dreary days of early Spring . Here on the East Coast, the cold winter (and the accompanied deep, deep depression ) has rendered us into mopey messes with little to no energy or ambition. Big old blobs of lazy flesh that can't make good on their promises to finally cook dinners and lunches for themselves instead of ordering expensive takeout. Sad sacks that can barely find the strength to lift the remote control to change the channel or program you're binge watching. Recently, w…