$2 million a year for this

It's interesting how certain things make an impact on your brain and others don't. As a person who is forced, gun to my head, chained to desk, to scroll through Twitter all day, it's fascinating to think of all the short shared sentiments I've seen that just disappeared into the ether of my poisoned brain. But like my therapist says, it's better to focus on being grateful for the things you do have, rather than lamenting the loss of whatever you've lost or forgotten. So today we're here to talk…

She'll never die.