i dont want to live on this planet anymore

I didn't realise X Factor was such a prestigious criteria.

Really?! 20 years and we end up with this?

...or maybe, perhaps I can take it a bit longer.

Helpin' tha kidz not be stupid hoes!

I genuinely fear for our future generation.

Just no.

A show about Oompa-Loompas? Now THAT I'd watch!

I don't want to live on this planet anymore. Newt Gingrich can help!

A troll, my dear, is...