They got water over there?

Leave the mentos out of this one!

When was the last time you looked in a mirror? Are your eyes sunken? Is your skin blotchy? Have you had a vague headache all day? If you answered “yes” to any or all of these questions, it might be time for you to drink some more water . We need to appreciate water a little bit more. It carries the weight of the entire planet on its shoulders, but what thanks does it get? There are people out there who refuse it, opting instead for the additive embrace of Diet Coke. There’s nothing wrong with i…

Stop what you're doing for just a minute. Take a look around the room. What's next to you? What are you drinking? Coffee? Juice? Please, don't say soda. Me? I've got a big jar of ice water. The way that it's supposed to be. We all know how important hydration is for the optimal functioning of our bodies. But I don't think we appreciate it as much as we should. Admittedly, I'm only a recent water convert. Only in the past few months have I started drinking the daily recommended amount of water.…

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