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39 Funny & Frustrating Spousal Behaviors

Committing to spend your life with someone is a big deal. It's good to approach marriage with a clear head, and a clear idea of your loved one's various quirks, flaws, and behaviors. But even after you've said "I do," it's inevitable that it will take a while for some of their more annoying tendencies to make their way out of the woodwork. Maybe it's the way they fold their laundry. Maybe it's the way the cut cake. There are myriad ways for your husband or wife to astound you with their curious and irritating behaviors. This batch of grievances is chock full of these annoying qualities. They're also a great reminder that many, many people really have no idea how to open a package. To everyone who tolerates sh*t like this, we salute you. 

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Vintage Mag Offers Insight On The Husband-Hunting Tactics Of Yore

Dating has come a long way since the 1950's. We've been blessed by what sometimes feels like too much technology, and being able to scroll through hundreds of prospective suitors in just a few minutes. Singles back in the day really didn't have these luxuries. Meeting "the one" involved a lot more time, energy and though. Facebook user Kim Marx-Kuczynski shared proof of this in the form of a 1958 McCall's magazine. The classic women's magazine, which folded in 2002, covered topics such as news, fashion - and some seriously funny relationship advice. This piece, which is geared at helping women find a husband, shows a starkly different dating game than we're used to. And it's terrifically funny to boot.

Funny excerpts from 1958 mccall's magazine about how to find a husband | 129 ways get husband Continued page 29 14 Be nice everybody-they may have an eligible brother or son. 15 Get government job overseas. 16 Volunteer jury duty. 17 Be friendly ugly men-hand- some is as handsome does. 18 Tell friends are terested getting married. Don't keep secret. 19 Get lost at football games. 20 Don't take job company run largely by women.
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Couples Who Mastered The Ancient Art Of Trolling

Relationships can rule for many reasons. If it's not a toxic mistake, you probably have a personal cheerleader, source of affection, and partner in crime who makes the bad stuff tolerable. If you're really lucky, your significant other is also a constant source of amusement. These couples are definitely fall into that laugh-happy category. Humor is such a clutch way to keep things fresh.

couples trolling each other | My husband travels work. He gave this sol am never really alone woman holding towel with man's photo printed on it | asked my girlfriend pencils with my name on them Hashtag McYoloSwag
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Times Significant Others Brought The Facepalm

Some people idealize their significant others. They put their lovers on a pedestal, convince themselves that their beloved can do no wrong. These anecdotes come from people who can no longer do that. These anecdotes are from people who were given irrefutable proof that their partner's might have a screw loose or very little common sense - but they love 'em anyway. Brace yourself: stupidity is coming. 

Funny times that peoples significant others did stupid things | tweet by Ria Rechtorovic @3cheers20years My bf brought back jar sea shells his Spring Break trip Florida and idk tell him some are pistachio shells | Tablet This is my wife opened her new cable Camera Computer USB charging
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20 Relatable Marriage Memes For Anyone With A Ball And Chain

It's hard enough to keep one person alive and happy, yet here we humans are, pledging to help keep another poor soul happy in sickness and in health. While marriage supposedly has its romantic perks, there are a whole lot of un-sexy aspects to holy matrimony. That's what these memes are all about.

Marriage memes, sex, cleaing, husbands, wives | someone grabbing shaggy's shoulder from behind: my husband tries using back rub trick into sex. melissa mccarthy in bridesmaids: husband is unexpectedly home and don't want him see all clothes just bought Look away!
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30 Spicy Relationship Tweets That Really Say It All

Relationships and marriages certainly have their ups and downs. Along with the intimacy and friendship come stupid fights and a lot of sass. There's also some hilarious inside jokes and those stereotypes we all pretend aren't true. These tweets definitely paint a pretty accurate picture of the glamour.

Funny tweets about marriage and relationships | Jessie Follow @mommajessiec 50 years now visiting husband's grave wanted let know after all these years l've finally figured out where want go eat.
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Mostly-Sappy Relationship Comics For All Y'all Simps

We know we have a tendency to put out content that's self-deprecating, depressing and nihilistic. But we know that there are people out there who can appreciate these relationship comics. In this gallery you can expect to find a lot of sap, some realistic relationship humor, and even a fart joke or two. We'd reckon even the singles can enjoy this one. 

cute and relatable comics about relationships | Flirting Long-Term Relationship im naked woman peeking up from under table where man is working | kekekeke BOOONG NO STOP IT LET OUT OUT die vile woman guy covers farting girl with blanket
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Amusing Marriage Tweets For Anyone Who's Said 'I Do'

Anyone who is married - or even just knows people who are wedded - knows that the institution comes with its ups and downs. Every person has their tics and when you're in a committed relationship, sometimes it feels like they're held under a lens. But for all the grief and annoyance, marriage, more than anything, has the power to make us laugh. These tweets are a great example of the hilarity that comes with saying "I do."

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Memes That Speak The Mostly-Happily Married Truth

Being marriedisn't always a walk in the park, but it's important to laugh at the ups and downs of what some people find to be an antiquated institution. These marriage memes cover those highs, lows, and struggles - and even horrifying tales of being married with children.

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Amusing Tweets That Describe The Ups And Downs Of Marriage

As the marriage rate declines, and about 50% of marriages end in divorce, things aren't looking that great for the marrieds. But they're out there, and they're especially out there on Twitter. From household nitpicking to special jokes that partners share with one another, these marriage tweets do a pretty solid job at helping us laugh at our committed relationships. It's always important to keep a sense of humor with these things - even if you've been married for what feels like an eternity. 

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Thirty Marital Memes For The Mostly-Happily Committed

These memes will be pretty damn relatable to anyone who has a ball and chain. Sure, marriage can be an absolute joy, but as with any relationship there are highs & lows - and tons of reasons to complain.

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25 Marriage Tweets That Are So Accurate It Hurts

You don't need to be committed to find these little anecdotes amusing. Marriage, depending on who you ask, can be a blessing and a it can be a curse. But most of the time it seems to make for great tweeting. 

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Woman Gets Twitter-Roasted For Her Sexist Comments About Being An 'Old-Fashioned' Wife

In this day and age, women in the Western world have the freedom to pursue almost anything they want. Unfortunately, there are some people who feel the need to broadcast their regressive views from the 1950s over social media. We're totally all for women doing whatever they want - housewifery included - but this Twitter user made her husband sound like a straight-up manchild who can't take care of himself.

With the cost of living constantly skyrocketing, being a housewife without a full-time job isn't really an option for most women anymore, and these Twitter users masterfully parodied this woman's tweet with all of that in mind!

Woman Gets Twitter-Roasted For Her Sexist Comments About Being An 'Old-Fashioned' Wife
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15 Sassy Relationship Memes For The Smitten Couples

Relationships can be great, but they can also have their trials and tribulations. These memes convey the hilarious ups and downs that can occur when you love someone but also can't live with 'em! All you can do is roll with the punches and see how long you can last without losing all your hair. But couples who go through the ups and downs and come out the other side a much stronger, happier couple. Hopefully. Maybe. We'll see. 

On the same line of thinking, if you want to delve even deeper into these ups and downs, and get into the nitty gritty of your relationship, some of these sexual relationship memes will help you find some answers you are seeking (start with the meaning of life, and work your way up). Or, if you are trying to make up for another dumb thing you said, try some of these cutesy relationship memes or perfect relationship memes that will have your significant other swooning in no time. 


sassy memes, relationship memes | lea adame @leaadame guy at salon is straight up feeding his girl chicken nuggets while she gets her nails done 's kind love support need | Kermit get into stupid argument with bae and want apologize, but pride isn't gonna let do .
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