‘Tis the season! For you to hear the entire Santa Clause movie timeline explained in one convenient location by Jordan Breeding while he’s stuck in an extremely inconvenient battle for Santa's power. And yes, we mean the entire Santa Clause movie timeline: Every movie from The Santa Clause to The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause. Hopefully they don't make a Santa Clause 4.

It's always been shite

Yay

Get over yourself.

Take it easy.

It is pretty easy to get sucked into the seductive world of memes with images. The bold colors. Deep frying. Cursed images. And of course, iconic human subjects. The images manage to do a lot of talking without actually talking. Just imagine the Distracted Boyfriend meme without its now-famous trio of stock photo models. Describing the comically exagerrated situation simply doesn't have the same effect. While we do love that brand of object-labeling meme, and enjoy the tweet-derived style of te…

As a child, we never saw ourselves growing into a slave to our computers and a 9-5 (let's be real, often 8-8) schedule. We thought we were going to marry Jonathan Taylor Thomas , travel the world, maybe have a few kids, and enjoy our lives dining at fancy restaurants and shopping at designer clothing stores. Things went a bit differently than we expected. The unsurprising truth is that we all hate working. Why do we even do this? Like, all of us, collectively? What's the point? Can't we just al…

They're unforgivable

Few inventions throughout history have summed up the truly bizarre experience of being alive better than Twitter. No passing thought or strange event can go undocumented, opening us up to a whole new world of unexpected entertainment. From the sublime to the ridiculous, Twitter exposes us to everything human nature has to offer when it spends a little too much time on the internet. And in a way, that’s kind of beautiful.

Take it easy.

Get your meme on.

They're everywhere.

A little of everything.

As was the case for many older millennials , my cousin and I were intensely obsessed with The Matrix . We'd dress up and recite lines from the 1999 action film, writhing as we pretended to dodge bullets. We also learned that wearing sunglasses indoors can lead to injuries, but as tweens we didn't really care. We just wanted to pretend we were slick action heroes with a very important mission. While I can't speak for “kids these days,” it definitely seems like this specific brand of nerdiness ha…

NFT this. NFT that. If you're confused by these “non-fungible tokens,” you're not alone. While we hoped that they'd prove to be a passing crypto bro phase, but judging by the sheer volume of hideous ape profile pictures on Twitter, they're not going anywhere anytime soon. The worst aspect of this fad is the contingent of dudes who simply will not shut up about the volatile world. When you ask them to explain they just provide useless strings of words and lots of hand gestures. Comedian Sahib Si…