Happy Tuesday to those who celebrate. We do. It's true that Tuesdays can be hard. The end of the week feels very distant, almost as distant as Valinor. On this hallowed day of the week, as weary as we may be, we pause for something important. Humor. Very, very specific humor. Tuesdays are for Lord of the Rings memes, and we are pleased to bring you another batch of our favorite kind of content. This week's memes are rather diverse. Yes, there are a few that deal with Amazon's Rings of Power. Bu…

Let us rejoice. We've made it through another mostly weekend on beautiful planet Earth. How's it feeling? Personally, I'm pretty damn exhausted and feel like the life, and what was left of my happiness , has been violently and unforgivingly sucked out of me. The current situation destroying Europe isn't helping. How much pain can the world really take? The weekly therapy sessions with my psychedelic touting therapist can only do so much to help quell the symptoms of the thankless grind. After a…

Once upon a time, when I was a wee lass, I found myself completely and utterly bored out of my mind. My toys brought me no joy. I was not allowed to watch television. I had read all of my books at least two times over. I whined. I kvetched. I threw myself upon the couch like a lovesick woman waiting for their beloved to return from the war. My mom would hear none of it. "If you're bored then you're boring," she'd say without looking up from her tea, cigarettes, and crosswords. Though I don't ne…

Congratulations, internet traveler. It looks as though you have finally made it through most of a hectic, soul sucking week of average human existence. If the impending freedom of the weekend is distracting you with its celebratory tingles and buzz, we need to ask you to snap out of it. We know how exciting it is that the weekend promises some much-needed vegging. Or maybe you're the active type, preferring to go on a hike with friends (or furry friends) or walking around the city or town, aiml…

An expert scammer.

It is a bit cruel that the Tuesday after a three day weekend can feel so difficult. While we do believe in the idea of a four day workweek, sometimes the extra rest can make us extra tired when it comes time to return to our responsible realities. While the day is always tough, it just feels extra arduous - especially if your duties require you to cram five days of work into the shortened week. In times like these, we need memes more than ever. And lucky for all of you, Tuesday is when we suppl…

Think of something. Anything, really. There's probably a fanfiction about or featuring whatever popped into your mind. For example, we just googled “coffee table fanfiction” and got some ludicrous results involving a character named Lamp and his lover, Hamegg. And that's nowhere near the strangest fanfiction we've seen over the years. As a teenager, I was partial to fan-written stories about my favorite band at the time, The Strokes. They'd get it on with the members of other bands that were po…

It's said that humans can become addicted to cats. The cause? A little parasite called toxoplasmosis gondii. Toxoplasmosis, the disease that is caused by the parasite, can affect nearly all living creatures, though it is most common in cats. Despite that statistic, it's been documented in humans as far back as the days of Ancient Egyptians , as evidenced by their mummies. And many think the parasite can influence humans to engage in risky, even psychotic behavior. A bit less seriously, scientis…

Dollar Tree. Dollar General. Family Dollar. 99 Cents and Up. Discount stores here in the United States are not very inspired in the name department. And they really don't have to be. They serve their purpose: to provide inexpensive necessities to people who really, really need them. Over in the UK, we'd wager people feel similarly about the names of their own bargain businesses. But that's just because across the pond the word “pound” refers to currency instead of, um, doing the nasty. hi twitt…

There's something palpably disgusting yet utterly riveting about watching rich, privileged people talking about their “everyday” lives. With the advent of social media, the regular old plebs of the world now have the opportunity to really see how the other half lives. Social media is a lot more revealing than shots from a rabid paparazzo, despite the fact that they can reveal a carefully curated view of the subject's existence. That colorful and impeccably composed acai bowl sitting atop an inf…

Greetings, nerds. It's Tuesday again. It would be easily be the worst day of the week were it not for the immense joy we derive from supplying you with that weekly serving of Lord of the Rings content. If you're hardcore fans - or even if you just happened to have been watching Super Bowl LVI - you have probably seen the teaser trailer for The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power . While it was a short glimpse at the long-awaited (and for some, long-dreaded) series, it was enough to ignite eve…

Happy Tuesday, friends and frenemies. Another delightfully dull day on our fair planet Earth. The agony people feel at the beginning of the workweek can be palpable. And Tuesday, to us, usually feels like the worst day of the week. It can be a reminder of how we are chained to this grueling, arduous, and nearly automated schedule by capitalism and forced to take pleasure whenever we can get it. Which for some people means two days a week, and for some people it's far, far less. Yes, we see you,…

We've seen a lot of strange and amusing headlines in our time. While some are funny in their structure, others are funnier because of the content ('Alton Attorney Accidentally Sues Himself'). We're fond of both. Some of our favorites include: 'Macaulay Culkin to legally change name to 'Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin'' (EW) 'Seagulls keep couple hostage in their own home for six days by attacking them every time they leave house' (The Telegraph) ‘Florida Mayor Arrested Just Weeks After Taking O…

You know what they say. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All play, and all that fun starts to lose it's luster. At the end of the day, it's all about balance. But balance is hard to reach when the stress and demands of everyday life are wearing you down. It almost seems like the hellish and grueling routine will never end. It's Sisyphean, if you will. While it is true that everyone need a paycheck , it really is not worth becoming a fried and burnt out drone in the name of capitalism…

Sleep-talking is a phenomenon that affects about 5% of adults and, more often than not, is pretty damn funny. I personally never want to know if I fart in my sleep (if you're not conscious it doesn't count), but if I'm snuggled next to you while slumbering and I utter something wild, terrifying, or hilarious, I'd better hear about it when I wake up. There's something about the utterances of the unconscious that is far more fascinating than the details of whatever a person is actually dreaming a…

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