The great thing about being in a relationship is that you're free to be your totally unconstrained weird self around your significant other. This guy shared a text message thread he received late at night from his girlfriend who got a batch of absurdly large grapes and decided to compare them to random things around the house "for scale."
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CAMEL SPIDER because god wants you to make sure you never sleep again
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"It's Moby dck!"
Michael Bergin had himself an aquatic adventure the likes of which the rest of us can only dream of having.
Well, at least he acted like it. The very excitable Bostonian (actually his Facebook profile says he's from Malden, MA, which is just outside Boston) landed the fish of his dreams and goes fckin' insane during the whole f*ckin' adventure.
Posted by Michael Bergin on Thursday, September 17, 2015
And you lucky bastard get to see the whole f*ckin' start of the f*ckin' thing right here, bro:
Today was a great way to end summer thank u
Posted by Michael Bergin on Thursday, September 17, 2015
This glorious man guesses that it's everything from a baby whale to a tuna.
We're almost positive it's an ocean sunfish, which do indeed swim in the Atlantic. A few of the Facebook commenters agreed with us.
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