Via jpro21
You get no pockets, and you get no pockets - NOBODY gets any goddamn pockets!
hot pockets
Creating a tagline or a jingle is a crucial part of marketing for almost every brand - it's gotta be something that represents the brand well and easily gets stuck in your head. The following posts much more accurately describe what we're actually thinking about the brand's reputation! \
Come on Lay's, literally everyone knows that 70% of the bag is air. We aren't being fooled by your lies...
I know what you're thinking, but just stick with it. There's a punchline, I swear.
Via NBC News
It's not every day that your life is saved by delicious, steamy pockets of junk food.
But that is exactly what happened to one Ohio man who's craving for a Hot Pocket sent him out of his apartment and away from an airplane crash that killed nine people.
Jason Bartley's apartment building burst into flames Tuesday when a twin-engine charter plane crashed into it. He would have normally been home at the time, but he had left to the store to buy some Hot Pockets.
"Really, I guess it was dumb luck," Bartley told NBC News.
Others nearby were lucky as well.
A teen who lived in the same apartment complex as the crash inadvertently captured the sound of the crash while she was filming a Snapchat video.
She lived in one of two apartment buildings at the complex that were not affected.
@fox8news I live in that apartment complex and I was snap chatting while the crash happened coincidently! pic.twitter.com/QtMJcQsH86
— ¥PAIGE¥ (@paigeey_kinns15) November 10, 2015A GoFundMe has been set up for Bartley who only has his car and the clothes he was wearing at the time.
No one was in the 4-unit building at the time of the crash.
Artist Clif Dickens shows what company slogans would be like if they all didn't have dedicated marketing teams to carefully craft their public image.
[via: Honest Slogans]
