I have a confession to make. I had not seen any Scream movies until last weekend. I know I deserve to be stabbed by an anonymous person for such discretion. But I buckled down and watched Scream and Scream 2 last weekend, and to say I'm fully hooked is an understatement. Scream is by far one of the best horror movies ever made. It understands the horror movie formula, makes fun of said formula, and simultaneously executes it perfectly. You can't say the same for stinkers like Scary Movie . Scre…

Spooky season can't come soon enough

It caught on in a flash

Some say that all Hollywood is these days is unoriginal sequels and remakes , and they aren't entirely wrong. However, not all franchises are created equally, and there are some crappy remakes that I will always be willing to see. My favorite franchises that have been repeatedly rehashed are Batman and Willy Wonka. I'm still conflicted over whether the OG Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) is better than the remake Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005). The remake came out when I w…

"Turkeyologists all over the world know it as... Thankskilling!"

Creepy.