It's important to keep a routine during these uniquely trying times. For us, that means looking at memes all day, but looking at even more memes to decompress when the week's work is done. And since it's Friday, we want you do to exactly the same.
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Get down with your bad self and check out these scandalous memes to whet your appetite.
Need to Dirty up your Thursday? Keep reading
Memes for when you're feeling a little naughty. But before you get going, get your weekend that much closer with these Thursday memes all about bringing the weekend into your grasp. If this list doesn't satisfy your urges, check out this raunchy collection of memes, or these Sex Memes that everyone can relate to.
Confucius says: If you go to sleep with itching ass you wake up with stinky finger (he didn't actually say that). But I once had sex so spectacular that even the neighbors had a cigarette. #lifegoals
Need to cool off after all that heat? Check out some hilarious Thirsty Thursday memes or these savage Thursday memes to catch a breather.
We've got to hand it to whatever horny dude created these compelling Powerpoint presentations. "Why You Should Let Me Touch Your Butt" and "Why You Should Let Me Touch Your Boobs" are both valiant efforts at obtaining some very-important consent. While we hope that the creator got the heavy petting they desired, we also hope this was a joke and not a serious plea to some poor woman. We're going to keep enjoying the masterpieces until we hear otherwise.
Spring is in the air and we're feeling friskier than ever, and chances are we're not alone. Because let's be real, we don't need a season to tell us when it's time to get down or time to take matters into our own, um, hands. To cope with the frustration we've put together this batch of kinky, sexy, and self-deprecating memes. You're welcome.
KFC announced yesterday that they are releasing a dating sim game on Steam and people on Twitter are responding both incredulously and lustfully at the news. The game, called I Love You Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin' Good Dating Simulator, is set for a September 24th release, and features Japanese-style animation, as well as an unsettlingly hot depiction of a young Colonel Sanders.
According to KFC, the game features multiple hours of gameplay, recipes, and a secret ending. Players will be able to choose one of nine characters to attend culinary school with the fried chicken zaddy, in the hopes of becoming his business partner or, uh, lover. We'll admit that the premise of this game is somewhat disturbing, but we're both intrigued and weirdly into the animated Sanders. According to these Twitter reactions, we're definitely not alone.
If you've been having tons of sex and can't think about anything else, or need an outlet for your unfulfilled sexual urges, these memes are for you. They're not exactly safe for work, so it's best if you peruse them in a private place, and probably with clean hands. When you're finished having your special meme time and need more, check out some more of our raunchy memes or memes that are for adults only.
It's hard out there for a single person in 2019. Dating apps like Tinder have supposedly made it easier to find a date, but sometimes we feel like it just complicates things. You gotta deal with ghosting, crazies, and the occasional conversation that totally flops, such as the following. But hey, at least we got quite a bit of amusement out of reading through these!
Belle Delphine's GamerGirl Bath Water has been causing a quite a stir for quite a few days. The product has spawned hoaxes (herpes, GamerGirl pee) and, more importantly, a wealth of hilarious tweets and memes. Here are some of our favorites.
Literally every woman out there knows all about the creepy, thirsty dudes of the world. Also known as the f*ckboy, these horny dudes think they're slick as hell, but we always know what they're up to when they slide into our DMs. Let's re-emphasize that: we ALWAYS know what you're up to.
While the the 2019 Oscars were exceedingly memeable, the most meme-worthy award definitely goes to Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper. Their performance of A Star Is Born's "Shallow" was almost uncomfortably intimate, and proceeded to spawn a wealth of suspicious and tea-loving tweets about the duo's sexual tension. Memes quickly followed, ranging from sexual in nature to celebrations of our banal Oscarless lives. While these are some of the funniest memes we could find, we're willing to bet that Gaga and Cooper will be gracing Reddit, Twitter, and Instagram for the entire week. We're not complaining.
