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15 Jesus Tweets That'll Bring You Back To Life In Three Days

In case you've ever been curious about what sorts of holiness Jesus would tweet, you're in luck! Check out Twitter account Jesus Tweets You for more good, wholesome hilarity.

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14 Hilariously Witty Tweets About God Creating Various Animals

Just in time for the lord's day, we've got some clever tweets poking fun at how God created different animals. Now let's get our asses to church and get that hallelujah on.

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Gonna Be A Thriller!

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17 Hilarious And Holy Tweets From God Himself

The man himself hath spoken!

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18 Insane Bible Verses That Are Totally F*cked Up

You didn't learn about these verses in Sunday school!

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Fact: Wood Can Be Blessed

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Do the Russians Fight the Undead Often?

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HORY SHET

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AKA Every Single Coffee Shop in the World

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Don't believe the Bible; Jesus' greatest miracle was in fact the transformation of water into java. - Matty Malaprop

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Holy Rusted Metal, Batman!

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Robin: He's the sidekick Batman gets right now, but absolutely NOT the sidekick Batman wants. - Matty Malaprop

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Hole-y Sheet!

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Sheet happens, you know? - Matty Malaprop

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One Grain Direction Under Good

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Because clearly the highest quality paper in the world has a grain that points Heavenward at all times. - Matty Malaprop

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Scumbag Brain: The Holy Union

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Damnit Robin!

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Holy Crap!

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I, the Archangel Feceskiel, have descended from heaven to s* on your parade. I've never much cared for you Macy's folk, you know. - Matty Malaprop

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Come At Me, Bros!

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PERUVIAN NATIONAL POLICEMAN Is holier than though

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