holidays

Hey hey party people! If you're planning on celebrating Cinco de Mayo, we hope you have a safe and enjoyable holiday, and of course, we have to take this opportunity to remind you what the holiday is actually about: contrary to popular belief, Cinco de Mayo is not Mexican independence day, but rather the anniversary of the victorious 1862 battle of Puebla against Napoleon III's army, located southeast of Mexico City.

Today, Cinco de Mayo is celebrated in the state of Puebla, but is not much recognized in the rest of Mexico. The holiday was brought to the States as a way for Mexican immigrants to celebrate their heritage, but has since spread to include the rest of America. 

TL;DR: Cinco de Mayo is an excuse for many Americans to get drunk and eat tacos.

Tired of wholesome memes? Boring, relatable, and banal content? These memes, while kind of offensive, might be just what you're looking for. Just don't show your mom or the SJW next door. 

Happy holidays to all you stoners out there! Let's be honest, April 20th (more affectionately known as 420) probably isn't that much different from any other day for you, but you still gotta celebrate nonetheless.

For legal reasons, we have to remind you to enjoy the dro responsibly and that drugs are bad. And if that doesn't motivate you, just remember that tomorrow is Easter Sunday, so God is watching. He's always watching.

Have you ever wondered why the heck Pi Day is even a thing? Well, we're not sure either. All we really know is that Pi Day was always used as an excuse to bring in pie to math class in elementary school, so we looked forward to it every year. And as adults, we still like pie, so we're okay with this.

Happy International Women's Day to all of the ladies out there! Because we appreciate each and every one of you, we decided to compile a gallery of highly relatable memes that'll make you say "same." Being a woman can be pretty tough at times, but at least we can all laugh together at these memes.

The holidays are a time for that cheesy, sappy family BS. If you just need a break from it all, we've got the depressing memes just for you!

These tweets are proof that 280 characters can go a long, long way.

Let us all take this time to reflect on 2018. Let's be real here, a lot of it was comically bad. Like, dumpster-fire bad.

Have a happy and healthy holiday, y'all!