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It's time for a hoe down. Grab that rake and hoe and start a jig, it;s time for some good old fashioned proper puns to get you hemming and hawing all day long.
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UPDATE: Parents disinherit their 24-year-old daughter because she ‘has her life together,’ leaving everything to her failure-to-launch older brother, so she cuts ties: ‘I’m completely done with them’
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Care-taking brother denies sister’s demands for ‘fair share’ of inheritance after refusing to help him nurse their father: ‘She should have RSVP’d to family life earlier’
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17-year-old son refuses to comply with new stepmother's demands to become a united family, blames it on dad for his lack of care and parenting: ‘It's way too late’
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Company asks employee to donate part of each paycheck to nonprofit that funds the company, claims $100 is far too low: 'I will not be coerced into donating to a massive organization'
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Unschooling mom enrolls 7-year-old son who's still in diapers in 1st grade, is convinced he'll be too smart for the class: 'She wants to email the teacher ideas because 1st grade curriculum is too simple'
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