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My favorite Disney villain is, by far, Cruella de Vil . First of all, I love a name that is severely on the nose, and you don't get more on the nose than 'Cruella DeVil.' She's one of those villains that has so much fun with being evil; killing puppies is such a whimsically horrible hobby, don't you think? I also respect that she outshines every character in that show by miles! Roger and Anita, who? Pongo and Perdita where? The only name on my lips rhymes with Isabella Until. I don't mean to br…

Disney is addicted to acquiring properties. From Pixar to Star Wars to Avatar , they've got some pretty high-profile brands in their wheelhouse. Unfortunately, there is one Disney property that has been so underused it's almost criminal. I'm talking, of course, about our felt friends, the Muppets. Disney acquired the Muppets in 2004, and they haven't done squat with them since! Sure, we got the 2011 movie The Muppets and the less successful sequel Muppets Most Wanted , but you'd think they woul…