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We hadn't really thought about it, but it turns out that hippies and Karens have something in common. They both tend to subscribe to the dubious powers of crystals. And this meme ripped from Rick and Morty is more than happy to call them out. 

The meme features a scene from the show in which Morty becomes the owner of a crystal that shows its possessor how they will die. Morty becomes obsessed with the stone's vision of his demise, and at one point, utters "I do as the crystal guides." It's the perfect quote for a joke about people who will blindly believe or follow something, and its success is pretty evident from the variety of memes that have come from it.

Before you give up on life and sink into depression, consider reviewing these funny memes memes, tweets and shitposts. They're not the most intellectually stimulating pieces of content but they might help raise your serotonin levels.

Can you believe we're already into the 2020 presidential election cycle? Neither can we. Last night's democratic debate certainly came with its fair share of ridiculous moments, including but not limited to our new favorite person Marianne Williamson - spiritual guru, author, and activist. 

No, that is not a joke.

Williamson has been getting meme'd and mocked like crazy for her recent comments on the "Orwellian" nature of government-mandated vaccinations. Last night she may have hit an all-time high with her hippie-like comments including that she planned to "harness love" in order to defeat Trump in the election.

In what feels like the blink of an eye, people have since been creating memes and digging up old tweets made by Williamson, and we gotta say: they're really...something.

Holy mother of cringe stories, Batman. 

"Alternative parenting" can be a good thing to an extent; the child can get a sense of freedom while building up trust between them and the parents. But sometimes that tactic goes waaaay overboard, as is exemplified by this lady, who wanted an outdoor bedroom for her unvaccinatedtwo-year-old. Sometimes kids just need to be parented, dammit!

Hippies might be one of the easiest groups of people to make fun of. No shade at all, but y'all are sometimes walking stereotypes with your Wicca practice, crystal healing and hot yoga sessions. As is such, we decided to put together a gallery of organic, vegan and cruelty-free memes for your enjoyment!

This city is just begging to be overheard!

Ah, San Francisco. The highest rent in the country and the tech capital of the U.S. You just know these people have some sh*t to say. Here's our proof.