Just stay single

Just why

True love is nowhere to be found

Modern romance sucks

It's rough out there, y'all. And by “out there” I mean the online dating landscape . It's funny that as meeting new people has become easier (with the help of apps like Tinder and Hinge ), it's also gotten harder. While in the old days of Okcupid I was able to message a normal guy, and then meet him for a fun date, nowadays it seems like there are just four trajectories: Option 1) Play pen pals for a couple of weeks and then get unmatched for some unknown reason. Option 2) Meet up for a casual…

Hell is other people

Love is a battlefield

It's rough out there

Just stop

Being single never felt better

Swipe left, swipe right, either way the odds are not in your favor.

We're all in this together

I'm with her, and by her, I mean Hilary Duff . She is one of the defining stars of our childhood, starring in the Lizzie McGuire series on Disney Channel, as well as the legendary Lizzie McGuire Movie (2003). A trip to Rome was never so iconic, and the accusations of outfit repeating were never so vicious as in that award-winning (Kid's Choice Awards) cinematic masterpiece. Not everyone can recognize Hilary at a glance these days, but those who can are the true McGuire-heads. One fan, Mijal Ten…

We see it in private DMs. We see it in comment sections. We see it on dating profiles. Softbois , “ nice guys ,” and straight up dirtbags who are pathetically down bad. It seems like some dudes are so depressingly horny, that they become possessed by some sort of cringe demon. How else do you explain the mortifying word garbage these softbois are capable of assaulting other human beings with? We've got a bunch of painful examples of what we're talking about from the best archivist of softboi cr…

It has a ring to it

Dating is hard. A simple lack of communication can quickly escalate into something ugly, and these days, receipts of the fallout can often end up on TikTok for the whole internet to see. On January 17, @katlyn_phipps shared screenshots of an exchange she had with a Hinge date (we'll call him Hinge guy). The text message starts with Hinge guy audaciously sending a request for $4 via Apple Pay. Rightfully confused, @katlyn_phipps responds, “So I just woke up. Why did you request $4?” Hinge guy re…