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BOTH IRRELEVANT

THEY TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTHING I WANTED so I became Bruce Willis

THE DIPSTICK a tried and true method used throughout evolution.

GUNS They are overrated

THE ORIGINAL ROLLERBLADES

MONDAYS now worsened by the knowledge that for some people, they really don't have to suck as much as they do.

WAIT what?

OKAY, NOW... SITH! good boy

SORRY TO TELL YOU THIS but your parents are right

GOOMBAS they make weird roadkill

RULE #2 double tap.

PRIORITIES in science

NINJA BIKE