That reverse culture-shock though

If loving my wife is a crime, officer, lock me up! That is the boomer dad version of the newest Twitter meme . It features the caption “me if [banal thing] was illegal” typically accompanied by a picture of Spongebob being handcuffed by the coppers, his face in agony. This meme format is fun because it's just so easy! I have a long list of everyday things that I could not stop doing, even if they were illegal! They include the following… Me if drinking at least four servings of Diet Coke per da…

Ride or die at its finest

Kids truly are sponges

Fully equipped with laugh tracks and slappy bass transitions.

They clearly know something we don't

*talks airplane language I have no idea what it means* Me: OoOoOoOoOoOoOoh Sh********t.

The customer probably thinks, “they must really care about their customers, I guess…”

“Hey Mamas! My son is 10 months old now and I've been giving him around 12oz of Mountain Dew a day…"

Apparently, 5.6 million people like videos of bottles being bounced off a bouncing basketball… Maybe it's a metaphor for something??

Are there actually parents out there who make their kids only wear the color beige?

"Just an owl tryna vibe."

“You are not like the poor people with their garish primary colors.”

What is even going on here?

TikToker @shangerdanger posts wholesome videos of himself and his partner diving in the ocean cleaning up, looking at shells, or just hanging out with cute little sea creatures. Recently, however, the TikTok creator heard somewhere that if you cracked an egg at the bottom of the ocean “something crazy happens.” The video shoes him cracking the egg and it floats around with him and then at the end, he gets trolled by a little fish. @shangerdanger My egge friend ❤️🥚 ♬ original sound - CEO of the…

Just try not to laugh.