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14 Twitter Gems From The Hilarious Account Of Pakalu Papito

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This Is Strangely Accurate...

Tweet that reads, "I always get self-conscious buying toilet paper like some high schooler is gonna take a picture of me and post it online with the caption 'lmao this dude poops'"

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Nacho Business

Tweet that reads, "My 13-year-old son told me that when he hits 99 pounds, he wants to eat one pound of nachos on his own so he can be one percent nacho"

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True Love Does Exist!

Guy tweets that he saw an 8-year-old boy throw his phone in the pool when his girlfriend said they couldn't be together because she didn't have one

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Cool Lawyer's Tweets Will Make You Want To Break The Law

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26 Hilarious And Awkward Tweets From The Witty Mind Of KeetPotato

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She Speaks The Truth

Tweet that asks if websites would stop giving cutsey error messages and instead give users the error code so they can try to fix the problem themselves

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Hank From 'Breaking Bad' Had An Awkward Twitter Mishap And It's Inspiring Some Excellent Memes

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We Hope She Was Hired On The Spot

Tweet of a completely blank resume

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People Are Tweeting The Adorably Hilarious Things Their Moms Have Said

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