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17 Bleak Dispatches That Reflect Our Dystopian Reality

While some people seem to be acutely aware of the terrible times we live in, it's easy to become desensitized to the utter bleakness of our present reality. When the television and internet are constantly barraging us with bad news, it kind of becomes normalized. The subreddit r/boringdystopia is a great tool for shaking people out of complacency. Users submit depressing headlines and tweets that really can't fail to wake people up a little. We've put some of their most disturbing offerings into this gallery. Brace yourself, cuz this stuff ain't pleasant. 

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Ludicrous Recent Headlines That Are 100% Real

Have you ever come across a ridiculous headline that makes you do a double take and examine closer to make sure it's not The Onion? Well 2020 has been one long explosion of absurd news stories that read like satire and headlines sometimes too outrageous to believe. Twitter account @theon1on has done a pretty good job keeping track of all the real-life weirdness that might have slipped through the cracks. While you were reading the latest pandemic news, you might have missed the guy who sold his kidney for an iPhone, or the giant monolith that mysteriously appeared in Utah. We've selected some of the weirdest headlines documented by @theon1on, but be sure to check out the account for more crazy headlines

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Florida Man Headlines That Provide Way More 'WTF' Than You Need In A Day

We've asked this before and we're gonna ask it again: what the actual f*ck is in Florida's water supply? Like, is it some sort of radioactive sh*t? Florida Man might as well be the name of a superhero at this point - a superhero that does absolutely nothing useful but entertain us.

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30 Times Millennials Were Blamed For Ruining Everything

Blaming Millennials for killing industries is one of the most cherished pastimes of Gen Xers and Boomers. We saw a flurry of accusatory think-pieces and headlines several years ago when Millennials first started entering the workforce, but even in 2020 the finger-pointing hasn't really let up. Hey, here's a thought: maybe it's the economy that killed Millennials and not the other way around. Maybe industries are dying because Millennials are too goddamn poor to buy anything. But ok boomer, keep on believing we spontaneously decided as an entire generation to kill industries because we're evil. That sounds much more logical.

r/DeathByMillennial is a goldmine of out of touch headlines and commentary that lazily condemn a single cohort of people who didn't even ask to be born, rather than an economic system that has failed millions of workers. We've collected some of the cringiest posts for our fellow Millennials to scoff at.

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23 Mind Boggling Florida Man Moments

There's something happening in Florida. Perhaps there's something in the water. Or perhaps the sunshine affects peoples mental well-being. But everyone knows there has to be a reason that "Florida Man" headlines are so absolutely insane. The news is consistently flooded with wild, crazy, and often depressing tales of dumb criminals committing very strange crimes. And they all have one thing in common: They're from the Sunshine State. 

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Rumors Of Kim Jong-Un's Death Have Sparked Some Particularly Morbid Memes

North Korean leader Kim Jong-un is reportedly in "grave danger" after a botched heart surgery. The rumors began circulating after he missed his grandfather Kim Il-sung's birthday celebration on April 15th. Since then, there have been various conflicting news reports, some claiming that Kim may have died, while others say he is "alive and well." Predictably, memers have taken the opportunity to make a plethora of morbid jokes

All we have left to say is, rip to the guy who performed the surgery.

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Thirty-Eight Headlines That Are Full Of Pure Face-Palm

These extremely amusing headlines are a far cry from investigative journalism, but we are definitely completely engaged. It's amazing to see the kind of crap that slid by the attention of "editors" during the heyday of print. These headlines will make you laugh, face-palm, and maybe even smile at their sheer stupidity. Happy reading!

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28 Random Memes That'll Throw Some Dumb Comedy Into Your Life

A lot of people look down on memes, but they really are quite sophisticated. You take a piece of pop culture - whether that be film, music, TV, or otherwise - and pair it with a caption that relates to the human experience. We're biased and all, but it's pretty clever if you ask us!

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