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Communication is truly the most important part of a relationship. The way you speak to your partner will certainly make or break a partnership. The texts, while all pretty hilarious, give you a little bit of both sides of the spectrum. These texts exist to remind you of what to say and what you should never, EVER, ever say. If you like these textual tidbits, give @weshouldbreakup a follow on Instagram. Their account is perfect.

After a particularly harrowing breakup, complete with bedridden depression and eyes so red from crying you should be drug-tested, people will try to comfort you by saying things like "I'm so sorry" and "Time heals all wounds." These people are absolute suckers. They should know that the only way to get over a breakup is by getting even a la Carrie Underwood or by indulging in a crap load of spiteful,sassy memes about the people who have so cruelly wasted our time. 

The inevitability of death is something that all humans share - regardless of politics or religion. Another would be the fact that most of us want to be remembered positively. Obituaries are one way in which those who have passed can be semi-immortalized, and are generally reserved to vague pleasantries and celebrations. Every now and then, however, there is an exception. The shockingly shade-filled obituary of Kathleen Dehmlow falls into this category. 

Twitter user @RandBallsStu was first to notice the scathing, five-paragraph obituary. The obit starts off innocently enough, detailing her birth, marriage, and the birth of her first two children. That's when things get weird. Apparently, Dehmlow became pregnant by her brother-in-law and moved to Califonia - leaving her children Jay and Gina to be raised by her parents. The account becomes more bitter from there, leaving us to assume that Jay and Gina might have had something to do with the publication. 

@RandBallsStu's tweet quickly went viral, with other Twitter users expressing their shock - and glee - at the hate-filled death notice.