Han Solo

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REAL AWSOMENESS IS doing it twice with two different Bonds!

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For those boring, lonely nights on the Millenium Falcon bridge.

HAN SOLO CUP let's have a party, jabba

"I love #YOLO." "I knOLO." - Matty Malaprop

SOLO & THE WOOKIE bring them to me

Matty Malaprop's Valentine's Day 2012 Agenda: Work. Go home. Cry. Listen to The Smiths. Cry. Eat ice cream. Cry. Listen to the Smiths. Cry. Fap. Cry. Eat ice cream, listen to The Smiths, cry and fap simultaneously. Repeat until it's Feb. 15.

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The music they make just makes me want to put my hans in the air and shoot first! - Matty Malaprop

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