Mostly because then I'd have reason to loudly exclaim: "You're a greaser, Harry!" - Matty Malaprop
YOUR AUNT is big and hairy?
Pun Coon's Breeding Grounds
... do you think he might perchance know a house-elf named Adobe? - Matty Malaprop
...and creepy
THIS MAN He must be very, very rich.
NUTS No, I'm not allergic, why do you ask?
