They have no right to tell her what to do with her hair

She needs to get over herself

She asks me why, I'm just a hairy guy

How can you do that over Zoom?

That's not...

Straight out of a fairy tale

Everybody has had a bad haircut at some point in their lives. My worst hair moment was when I stuck gum behind my ear because I wanted to emulate my idol, Violet Beauregarde, from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory . Naturally, the gum got stuck in my hair, and I didn't tell anybody. Why would I? If my mom or grandma found out I got gum stuck in my hair, they'd be super bummed out. I took matters into my own hands and decided to cut out the gum myself. I'm 98% sure that my grandma noticed wh…

The Twitter discourse that never dies

Just a trim

The mullet has had a cultural moment in the past few years. Once derided as the ugliest haircut in the world, mullets have been the signature haircut for hipsters. As a wise meme once said of the mullet, “If this haircut shows up in your neighborhood your rent is going up.” The association for mullets has swiftly shifted from country bumpkins to entitled zillennial garbage people, but that doesn't mean that zillennial garbage people are better at mullets than the bible/bullet belt.