In case you missed the democratic presidential debate last night in Miami, we'll very briefly sum it up for you: none of the candidates had an answer regarding Mitch McConnell, Beto spoke Spanish very poorly, John Delaney yelled a lot, and really no one said anything of substance.
The New York Times Opinion asked Twitter users to come up with haikus roasting the 2020 presidential candidate under the moniker #DebateHaikus. Predictably, this task proved to be incredibly easy.
