Welcome to hell, y'all. If you've squandered another weekend and feel completely unfulfilled on this beautiful Monday, you're not alone. Let's use these memes to help us get through the pain and suffering.
Guy Fieri
WARNING: These aren't your basic b*tch relatable memes. These dank memes are for the true heads, the Area 51 stormers and the Minecraft aficionados.
Disney announced a week ago that Halle Bailey had been cast as Ariel in their live-action production of The Little Mermaid - and the casting proved controversial for some closed-minded individuals on the interweb. While they were spouting racist crap, other people were busy dreaming up some seriously hilarious casting options for the upcoming film. From Danny DeVito as Prince Eric, to Guy Fieri as the villainous Ursula, the imaginative ideas come together to create a movie we'd definitely pay to see. What
Guy Fieri gets a lot of unnecessary hate on the internet, and that makes us really sad. Sure, his hair looks totally absurd, but he's got a big heart and a cornucopia of fantastic catch phrases and that's what truly matters. In honor of the Mayor of Flavor Town's birthday, here are some of the best Guy Fieri memes that we could round up!
Not gonna lie, I'd be down with whatever super powers come with being bitten by Guy Fieri.
Most sons and daughters have experienced embarrassment fueled moments with Mom - but Pieter Hanson's experience yesterday will have most people feeling grateful that their moms don't use twitter. The 32 year old Navy veteran was busy with a marketing exam when his phone began blowing up. He assumed something was very, very wrong, and in a way he was right. It just turned out to be social media related instead of a family tragedy.
Upon checking his phone, it turned out his mother had written the following tweet, paired with a photo of Hanson in his Navy uniform:
"This is MY son. He graduated #1 in boot camp. He was awarded the USO award. He was #1 in A school. He is a gentleman who respects women. He won't go on solo dates due to the current climate of false sexual accusations by radical feminists with an axe to grind. I VOTE. #HimToo."
Pieter was horrified. He told the Washington Post that his mother's words couldn't be less true: he actually considers himself an ally of the #MeToo movement. Hansons's friends found the tweet troubling as well, saying that they know it "isn't him." It didn't take long for the tweet to inspire parodies involving pop culture figures from Guy Fieri to Eminem. The memes became so popular that Hanson himself made a Twitter account and used the copypasta to set the record straight:
"That was my Mom. Sometimes the people we love do things that hurt us without realizing it. Let's turn this around. I respect and #BelieveWomen . I never have and never will support #HimToo . I'm a proud Navy vet, Cat Dad and Ally. Also, Twitter, your meme game is on point."
While for Hanson's sake we are glad that his mother has since deleted the tweet, we are in fact enjoying these amazing parodies. Here are some of our favorite renditions.
