"Sorry, I was too busy to meet my basic human needs"

There are a few things every woman wants on her wedding day . She wants the perfect dress, the ideal venue, and the right people around her. Whether she's getting married at a Medieval church, a rustic barn, a beach, or the courthouse, she's going to want at least the bare minimum in terms of support. To be honest, she'll probably want more than that, but that's totally normal. On a base level, a groom should be supportive of his bride during the wedding process. Weddings can be extremely stres…

What is it with mother-in-laws who insist on wearing white to their kid's wedding? Is it rooted in some twisted Oedipal sense of rivalry with the bride, or is it just that some people need to be the center of attention at all times? On the flip side, there seems to be an epidemic of dudes who show up to their own wedding looking like they're about to do a kickflip at the local skate park. But the occasional outfit faux pas is a minor infraction compared to some of the heinous choices people mak…

Tough break

We've all seen climactic marriage objection scenes in Hollywood movies— Shrek, The Graduate, The Princess Bride, Wedding Crashers— the list goes on. But has anyone actually witnessed a legit marriage objection in the middle of a wedding ceremony IRL? Apparently, a lot of people have! And some of their stories are totally bonkers. Someone recently asked redditors to share the juicy details about marriage objections they witnessed, and the replies do not disappoint. Keep scrolling for a handful o…

Weddings are stressful enough as it is. Hundreds of hours of planning and thousands of dollars go into this one day, and if you're the bride or the groom, you want it to be perfect. Unfortunately, wedding venues are not perfect, especially churches. If you want a church wedding, you'll likely have to put a lot of time and effort into schmoozing the church for them even to consider you eligible for a wedding in their fine institution. If you can get past that point of gatekeeping, you have to ta…

Happy Wedding Season? I don't think it's really wedding season, but it's wedding season for me because I'm about to go to the very first wedding of someone my own age. I thought I might be freaked out that one of my high school friends is about to get hitched, but I'm doing nothing of the kind. If I were a Christian 22-year-old who had been with my boyfriend for 6 years, there's no way I wouldn't be lining up at the altar at press time. The worst things about weddings (according to my friend wh…

According to the hit TLC program Say Yes To The Dress , if the wedding dress isn't right, you might as well not get married at all. Wedding dresses are the most expensive and high-stakes pieces of clothing many women will ever buy, and being so, they have to be just right. That's why some women order custom dresses when the options off the rack don't do the trick. Unfortunately for one woman, her custom dress did not turn out like her reference photo. The designer recorded a TikTok documenting…

Can you refuse being someone's MOH?

Bridezilla: Activated.

Ouch