Why I never confess my feelings for anyone anymore.
Might as well make a bad situation into an amusing one?
Grocery shopping is boring, might as well make it slightly more entertaining?
Damn fish lookin' so creepy in the grocery store.
A very stressful situation as a child.
Better than human kids!
These are the facts of life.
How nice of them!
Absolutely everyone has this memory of their mom.
We can't keep letting snack companies get away with this nonsense!
