grilled cheese

"What do we want?"

"Distractions!" 

"When do we want 'em?" 

"Now!"

Are you someone who dumps cheese on every food you eat? Or maybe you think that the cheese is the best part of the pizza, hands down (because it is). Even if you're lactose-intolerant, you probably still eat cheese because it's so freakin' delicious, even if you risk having a real bad time afterward. 

If you don't like cheese then who are you even?