Simple yet effective

You like it? I got it on sale

Being a Midwesterner isn't all about eating cheese and watching football… you also have to drink beer and say that you got something on sale every time someone compliments you. It's not easy work. Everyone expects us to be nice all the time, like we're some sort of Canadian. But sometimes we just want to point our barbecue tongs at someone and say “Listen here, pal.” People also expect us to be boring, given the generally flat and dry nature of our landscape. But get a couple of brandy old fash…

Take me home, midwest roads

A good time, not a long time

Midwest humor is elite

Cheeseheads unite

It's shorts and hoodie season!

Don'tcha know

Not trying to get too corn

If Midwesterners know one thing, it's how to party

Midwesterners are having a big moment

We will “ope” and “scuse me” and “sorry bout that” our way into heaven

Get me a scoop of Superman

Just gonna scooch right by ya

Anyone up for a game of bags?