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This is why I have been a level five for six months.

CURSE YOU perry the platypus

Slackstory editor Nick Douglas compares and contrasts things that he pretends to know of vs. things that he really knows about.

ELEMENTARY SCHOOL some place you never went

TWILIGHT finally winning something

(Mitt Romney, Barack Obama)

INTELLIGENT you are not

AMATEUR the harder to open, the more satisfying it is.

Every Time.