Memes love you. Memes will never leave you randomly one night without warning, never to be seen again. The memes you have stored on your phone will be with you for as long as you want, and they won't leave unless you ask them to. If you politely and amicably split with your memes, they will be cordial and respectful. Memes won't leave your phone in the middle of the night, go into the city doing God knows what with God knows who, and sneak back into your phone at 6 AM and think you won't notice…

Getting reccomened meditation by a friend or a therapist feels kind of weird. It's like they know just by looking at you that you refuse to shut off your brain for even one second of your waking hours. They sniff you and think, “now this is a person who will consume media at an alarming rate just so they don't have to hear the thought bouncing through their head.” I've never really successfully done meditation because I struggle with taking it seriously. I'm supposed to not ruminate on any thou…

He'd faint

Convenience is key.

As a wannabe chef, there is no greater shame than a roasting from the master himself. When it comes to culinary entertainment, Gordon Ramsay is a man of many talents. In recent years, attention has shifted from his infamous takedowns on Kitchen Nightmares to his ability to insult every cook brave enough to share their recipes on social media. While he initially gained notoriety by critiquing chefs who offered up pictures of their meals on Twitter , these days he is more focused on plumbing the …

Doctor's orders.

Simply incredible.

Oh, the humanity!

Memes > Real Life

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