goodbye

Yeah, I'm just gonna nope off to screwthatville...

I know I'm not the only one who thought about this...

This song is hard to describe, so you'll just have to listen to it yourself.

I'm sorry to say Pundit Kitchen will no longer be updating after Friday November 30. The website will still be here and all of your favorite posts will remain in place, but we will no longer be updating the site. Also, Pundit Kitchen will no longer be accessible via Cheezburger's blue bar, but you can still access the site in the future by going here.

Thank you all for being such great fans of the site for so long, and for all the amazing memes, captions and comments that made Pundit Kitchen special.

After years of sparkly vampires... it all ends!

CIA Director David Petraeus resigned from his post today, after news broke out that he had an affair.

"Yesterday afternoon, I went to the White House and asked the President to be allowed, for personal reasons, to resign from my position as D/CIA. After being married for over 37 years, I showed extremely poor judgment by engaging in an extramarital affair. Such behavior is unacceptable, both as a husband and as the leader of an organization such as ours. This afternoon, the President graciously accepted my resignation," Petraeus explained in a letter to CIA employees.

President Obama thanked Petraeus for his decades of service to the United States saying, "By any measure, through his lifetime of service David Petraeus has made our country safer and stronger."

Manly tears will be shed.

GOODBYE, EVERYONE. I'll remember you all in therapy

Neil Armstrong passed away today at the age of 82. His family released a statement saying he died of "complications resulting from cardiovascular procedures."

Armstrong became the first man to walk on the moon on July 20, 1969 with the now famous words, "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." A self-described "nerdy engineer," Armstrong was never at ease with his fame, avoiding the media and keeping mostly to himself. He was a truly inspiring person, and we're all sad to see him go. Thanks for everything, Neil Armstrong.