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The boss tells the employee that she both did the bare minimum and exceeded expectations.

Boss scolds employee during performance review for doing the bare minimum, while also claiming that she meets all of her goals: 'If they want to see bare minimum they’ll for sure see it starting now.'

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Boss instructs employee to clock out whenever he's not actively working: 'My goal is for you to have zero down time.'

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‘You’re enabling his lifestyle’: Kindhearted Man Told off by Random Woman for Giving Money to a Homeless Man

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'Game on...': Housemates Refuse to Give Into Roommates Demands After Roommate Ritual Goes Wrong, Leading to a Kitchen Full of Sticky Notes

'Game on...': Housemates Refuse to Give Into Roommates Demands After Roommate Ritual Goes Wrong, Leading to a Kitchen Full of Sticky Notes

Server Finds Herself on the Ground in Last Attempt to Salvage Tips From Customers During Shift Gone Wrong

Server Finds Herself on the Ground in Last Attempt to Salvage Tips From Customers During Shift Gone Wrong

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‘Not on my watch’: Teacher Fails Entire Class by Giving Them Different Tests So They Can’t Use Their Usual Cheating Strategy

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'As you wish Mr. Principal': Principal Shuts Down Student’s Booth Due to ‘High Profits’, Leading To Student’s Clever Compliance With School Policy

'As you wish Mr. Principal': Principal Shuts Down Student’s Booth Due to ‘High Profits’, Leading To Student’s Clever Compliance With School Policy

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'Yeah... That's not gonna happen': Aunt Excluded From Family Events Because She Refuses to Address Twin Nieces by Their Real Names

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'Single mom roomie threatens legal action over vegetables': Woman Tampers With Food To Ensure Roommate's Kid Stops Eating It

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New Hire Takes Employer's Clientele and Opens a New Salon One Block Away

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Uncle Carries Out Wholesome Plan For Payback After Father Fails to Fulfil Parental Duties

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27-year-old saves for over a year to gift Mom a cruise, the day after she gives her the tickets, the mom books a 2nd cruise for the entire family: 'She completely overshadowed my gift'

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Employee starts 8 hour finance shift at 7 AM, boss reprimands him for his 'schedule and visibility': 'Most people come in around nine and leave around six'

Employee starts 8 hour finance shift at 7 AM, boss reprimands him for his 'schedule and visibility': 'Most people come in around nine and leave around six'

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