gluten free

And don't you dare bring those poisonous vaccines near him! 

It's straight from the Devil himself.

In the year 2000, gluten sensitivity, wheat allergies, and celiac disease affected an estimated 0.6% of the general population. In 2015, the aforementioned conditions affect nearly 95% of all upper-middle class white people. What could be responsible for this tragic, mildly irritating epidemic?