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I... don't own gloves because I HAVE INCREDIBLY POOR CIRCULATION IN MY EXTREMITIES SO THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING ANYWAY. :( - Matty Malaprop

(Vladimir Putin)

THANK YOU THING

BECAUSE YOUR HAND also needs protection

My kitten thinks I'm the enemy.

Like a glove...

LIKE A GLOVE

INIGO MONTOYA wants to know where this subway is

MY GIRLFRIEND SAYS IM A PEDOFILE... but what does she know, she's only 5 years old.