If you're gonna scam a random person, at least make your story somewhat believable! This guy tries to convince someone via text message that he's a soldier working on some fancy intel project with the United States military. Luckily, the recipient wasn't falling for it...
Or don't, because that would be pretty rude, but quietly think about it to yourself.
Content warning: if you're at work you may want to proceed with headphones, this guy swears a lot. Loudly.