These knees aren't what they used to be

Old man, take a look at my life, I'm a lot like you

No cap on God frfr we're getting old y'all

We've got such geriatric vibes right now

Jennifer Garner lied to us! When you turn 30, you will no longer be flirty OR thriving

Ah, to be old-er.

When Gen Z decides to bring back styles from the early 2000's I better see some lacy layers, Love Spell, and like ✨no✨ eyebrows

“I’m a 35 year old with the mindset of a 7 year old, knees of a 65 year old, and bedtime of a 98 year old. I'll be taking no questions at this time”

Every morning I wake up to my iPhone's alarm and proceed to do all my silly little tasks until 9 pm when the cycle starts over again. When I was a kid, I had no idea how much of my day would be filled with annoying responsibilities. Feeding the cat is one thing, but I never thought I'd spend so much of my precious time wiping down surfaces. Whoever made those damn wipes was a genius. A genius, who unlike me, is probably free from the shackles of a 2-hour commute. Or, you know, dead. Anyway. The…

For real though, it's really not that bad... *sweat dramatically drips from forehead*

Your knees make a snap, crackle, pop sound more than Rice Krispies.

We get it.