geography

HEINEKEN is a dutch beer

The Gulf of Mexico Totally Looks Like a Welsh Terrier

In honor of this fine dog and his native tongue:

Mae Gwlff Mexico llwyr yn edrych fel tirlyfr Gymraeg. Mae'r daeargi yn eithaf 'n giwt. Mae'r Nid Gwlff, cymaint. Rwy'n hoffi crwbanod.

And, yes, that is a real language (or as close to a real language as Google Translate will get me), not just random strings of letters.

THE CHINESE RED PANDA... now living in Australia and homicidal!

GEOGRAPHY You're doing it wrong.

OREGON Now closer to Canada than: Washington, Idaho, Montana, North Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, New York, Vermont New Hampshire, and Maine.

IDIOT Thats Hotel Luxor's Obelisk. Why does a German have to teach you that !?

SOUTH AFRICA Now shaped like South America