gator

DARWINISM many bad ideas start with the phrase, "Hold my beer and watch this."

GATORS gonna gate

Cue skeptical Inigo Montoya quote here. - Matty Malaprop

GATORDUCK I choose you!

That pun worked out better than expected.

No, come back, I want to bite your arm off! - Matty Malaprop

The change from prospector to inspector isn't the most subtle change I've ever seen... (thanks to Punmaster rostama for the prospector-inspector bit!) - Matty Malaprop

Ever.