The real sweat tour

Consider this

Who needs grain when you've got memes?

Nice fishy

It's October and you know what that means... say goodbye to heatstroke, and hello to frostbite.

TGIF

Thanks for the gold, kind stranger

Being a Midwesterner isn't all about eating cheese and watching football… you also have to drink beer and say that you got something on sale every time someone compliments you. It's not easy work. Everyone expects us to be nice all the time, like we're some sort of Canadian. But sometimes we just want to point our barbecue tongs at someone and say “Listen here, pal.” People also expect us to be boring, given the generally flat and dry nature of our landscape. But get a couple of brandy old fash…

I wanna be where the memes are

Forget your troubles, come on, get happy

Put it on my tombstone

Awww

no honk mimimis over here

They're ambitious

Behind the times

Best thing since buttered toast